The Final Girl Support Group by Grady Hendrix

Maybe you need to love slashers to enjoy this novel. Or maybe Hendrix just isn't a stellar author. The jury's still out since I'm neither a lover of the slasher genre nor a fan of Hendrix's work. But hey, at least I didn't DNF this one like I did How to Sell a Haunted House.

This novel was okay at best. Bland in character and prose. Descriptions were sparse. Not even the violence was noteworthy. Just boring, really.

I wouldn't recommend this to anyone I know, but maybe you'll like it if you can handle obnoxious protagonists and meandering "mysteries" that are impossible to see coming, even in retrospect.